First Person:
By Dr. Al Carlos Hernandez
Barring any unforeseen circumstances beyond my control, I am turning 60 next week. And Iâm happy about it â especially when you consider the alternative. Many people are reluctant to make such an announcement because this society values youth and devalues wisdom. They view getting older as a bad thing. They are wrong. Older is a good thing â dying young is a bad thing.
To make things even clearer, New Media socio-evolutionists will tell you that there is no âthey.â Even if there was, I came from a generation of hippies, homies and free thinking zealots who didnât care what anybody thought of them. I proudly maintain that tradition.
The âbig six ohâ is a benchmark age. No one I grew up with ever aspired to such longevity and had no plans after hitting 30. Ironically, many of them lived self fulfilling prophecies due to archaic and sometimes lascivious lifestyles.
I view myself a survivor and would really like an opportunity to talk to my fallen family and friends. Iâd tell them about life in post modern America. I would tell my baby brother about cell phones with personal phone numbers when we couldnât afford a phone in the house growing up. And Iâd tell him about 200 HP motorcycles. Iâd tell Mom about the politics that led to first black President. I would tell Dad that Iâve met the whoâs who of rock stars and tell him that, no matter who I meet, he will always be my favorite musician.
I was at my grand-daughterâs middle school graduation last week. Synchronistically enough, her school was blocks away from our childhood SF apartment. I have vivid memories of being three years old and innocently taking a loaf of bread from the corner store. Dad embarrassingly took it back and I gasp at the 57 year memory flashback. I can still smell the bread and taste my first sip of 7up in the translucent green bottle, can feel how the bubbles tickled my nose, can still see the top tab of the glass milk bottle the milkman brought to the doorstep.
As the multi-ethnic class marched in, I tried to take a picture of Miss Kayla. Without my reading specs, I pressed the wrong touch screen and took a close up of my face. What I saw scared me. Miss Kayla does not look like an old biker dude with a bad attitude who doesnât play well with others and who has a hard time sitting still and listening. The picture was of me up close and personal. Alba was right. I do need moisturizer.
I have always been, and will continue to be, the same age on the inside. I am still enamored with luxury cars, dangerous motorcycles and beautiful women (and not the skinny ones either). I love the music of my generation: sometimes loud, occasionally arrogant and often cathartic. And I still know all of the words, many of the air guitar riffs, and steering wheel styled bass lines. I find new music is languid, banal, inane and situationally obscene. You canât be a real singer if you donât write your own songs. Music is supposed to be what feelings sound like.
Younger folks may view me an old fogey whoâs out of touch with things. I consider the younger folk who say those kinds of things to be mindless, ungrateful and largely unemployable.
The good thing about being 60 is that you donât have to worry about making it. You are what you are, you have done what you have done. And although I believe the best years are still ahead, I donât think Iâll be the next Facebook billionaire. My work is now framed to be my legacy. Remember: history is written by the survivors who can write.
The pressure is off. I was at the dentist recently and said dentist told me that I may need a root canal in a few years. I told her that if my teeth last another 20 years, itâs all good. Iâll be 80 and probably wonât be as hungry and as interested in chewing carne asada as I am now. And if I keep eating carne asada I may not make it to 80 anyway, so the issue is moot.
I have tested my physical prowess by playing in a series of four softball scrimmages. I can still catch and pitch. I run slower but run at the right times now and managed a few trick plays. I got hit in the shin with a line shot from an aluminum bat while I was pitching and showed no weakness. I was more hurt and irritated by the, âAre you alright Pop?â comments than the technicolor bruises.
I am proud to say that I am 60, have given up on trying to be cute, and will settle for being a distinguished OG who will never own a button down sweater, Dockers or loafers. A man who lives or dies by the motto: donât start nothing, there wonât be nothing.
âLive as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.â
Mahatma Gandhi