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Out around town
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<p><strong>SPECIAL COMIDA EDITION</strong></p>
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<p><strong> </strong>: <strong>I heard Mormonism is a quickly spreading religion down in ye olde Mexico. What is it about this religion that a lot of Mexicans find so fascinating?</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><strong>Jack Mormón</strong></p>
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<p> <strong> I’m a (poor) white girl myself, but I have to ask: What’s the deal with all the rich white girls playing such a big role in Fiesta? Why is it always rich white girls that get crowned? Don’t you think the majority of them should be Mexican girls since it’s Fiesta? Why has this gone on so long? Time for a change in the royalty!</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><strong>Poor Confused White Girl </strong><em></em></p>
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<p>SPECIAL POETRY EDITION</p>
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<p><strong> Why do the Mexicans HATE American soccer and “hate” (bolded, underlined, and italicized) Landon Donovan?</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><strong>Uncle Sam’s Army Brat</strong></p>
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<p><strong> I’m a civil rights lawyer. I sue the San Diego Minutemen. Whenever the Minutemen are accused of being racist they always say something like, “I’m part-Hispanic,” or they’ll note that some of their members are Mexican. This last claim is actually true. Some of the most zealous Minutemen are actually Mexican-Americans. I’m 100% Irish. I don’t understand why the Mexican members of the Minutemen can associate themselves with a group that is so obviously racist. Can you explain?</strong></p>