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SPECIAL SOCCER EDITION</p>
<p><strong> Dear Mexican: Why does El Tri act like pendejos every time the U.S. menās national soccer team kicks their ass? They wonāt even shake hands or exchange jerseys after the game and they always act like the U.S. got lucky with the win, even though the Americans have destroyed Mexico on the pitch this century. Iād be pretty pissed if I gave up a goal to Ć¼ber-pussy Landon Donovan, too, but is there really any need to act like such poor losers after a friendly match?<br>
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<p><strong>Dear Mexican: How can I get Mexicans to arrive to a meeting ON TIME?</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Gabacho:</strong> Tell them youāre offering green cards on a first-come, first-serve basis. And then diles a gabachos to eliminate the concept of arriving āfashionably lateā the way they did the Polish joke.</p>
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<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Special Labor Day EdiciĆ³n</strong></span></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Mexican: Why do so many Chicanos claim to be Aztec?</strong><br>
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<p style="text-align: right;"><strong>Chicano stuck in leavenworth</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Mexican: Do you agree with gente that think you canāt be vegetarian if youāre Mexican ācause meat is an essential part of our diet? Iāve heard this argument three times within the last 24 hours from two blogs and The Today Show this morning. I think itās babosadas. Like, my parents growing up in Zacatecas only had meat on Friday when the pollero came knockinā, or other rare occurrences.</strong><br>
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