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<p><strong>SPECIAL SPANISH SLANG EDITION</strong></p>
<p><strong>Dear Mexican: Stop using Spanish in your column. I like reading your column, but when every other word is in Spanish, I don’t know what the hell is going on. It makes you sound like that nerdy kid who uses big words to try and sound impressive. Don’t be lazy, and just write a good column.</strong><br>
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“My reality was that I was going to die in prison.”