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<p><strong>Dear Mexican: How can I get Mexicans to arrive to a meeting ON TIME?</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><strong>Punctual Pete</strong></p>
<p><strong>Dear Gabacho:</strong> Tell them you’re offering green cards on a first-come, first-serve basis. And then diles a gabachos to eliminate the concept of arriving “fashionably late” the way they did the Polish joke.</p>

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Scripps Howard Foundation Wire</p>
<p><strong>WASHINGTON</strong> — The achieve-ment gap between black and white students has narrowed, according to a National Center for Education Statistics report released Tuesday.</p>
<p>&nbsp;The gaps in 2007 were smaller than in previous assessments in the fourth and eighth grades in math and in fourth-grade reading.</p>

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<p>&nbsp;En los ultimos años el tema de los valores familiares dejó de ser personal —o familiar— para convertirse en asunto político estadounidense.</p>
<p>&nbsp;Sectores conservadores de la sociedad, agrupados en la llamada “derecha cristiana” —cuya expresión política se encuentra principalmente en el Partido Republicano— incorporaron con decisión y empeño elementos morales de su arsenal en el corazón de su agenda política.</p>